I once knew this girl who, proving love is deaf as well as blind, really liked my voice.  She didn't like horror, so couldn't be said to be a fan of my writing, but as an excuse to have recordings of me she asked me to record some of my short stories.

   I'm a fast audio editor, made faster from my stint editing audio books at the blind people's library in Denver as part of community service.  I can edit by sight alone pretty often, just looking at the soundwave. 

   But DESPITE all this, it was still a really painful experience to put these together, cause I HATE my voice.  Listening to it as I fumbled through 10,000 takes was agony. 

   Anyway, for those who like some free story listening, I present them below.